About Me


I am a Musical Voivode, singing in praise of glorious Euterpe.
Dismounted, lain down my spear and shield in utter humility, my hands are outstretched and my mouth is agape in awe of her beauty, a beauty which causes me and my musical compatriots to break out into song in her glory.
And the song we sing from her inspiration is as follows:

О преславная Евтерпа,
О великая богиня,
Ниспошли нам вдохновенье,
Оживи ты немощь нашу.
И златым дождём с Олимпа
Ороси ты нивы наши,
Светлорусая богиня,
Небожительница муза,
Мы тебя вовек прославим,
Воспоём на звонких цитрах!

Oh! And what a song it was that we sang!
VOIVODE ISLE
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I am the Hero of Delicious Isle!
Oh, how the gods have favored ME!
Oh, how man has envied ME!
I AM A PLACEHOLDER.
BEHOLD:
NOTHING!


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CAESAAAAR!