A Review of “Dog’s Day Out”

Dog’s Day Out is the latest literary masterpiece crafted and published by the enigmatic Deli Isle. In this wrenching romance, the eponymous dog sallies out to an establishment seeking to purchase various goods. Driven by his desires, the dog then peruses the aisles of this establishment, pondering the wide and varied selection of refreshments.

The dog first reaches for a bag of savory chips, seeking to fill his stomach with the salty sustenance. These chips, filling and nourishing him, cause him to then seek refreshment of a liquid variety due to the salinity of their seasoning. For this reason, he follows these chips with a can of soda, as well as some candy, perhaps bonbons or some variety of praline. To close out this adventure of nourishment, he then reaches for ice cream as a solace from the oppressive heat of the sun. Satiated, the dog then retires home.

Dog’s Day Out

One day, the dog went to the store.

He was hungry, so he had some chips. And he saw to it that they were good.

Then he was thirsty, so he had some soda. And he saw to it that it was good.

He craved something sweet, so he had some candy with his soda. And he saw to it that it was good.

It was a hot day, so he had ice cream as well. And he saw to it that it was good.