Some Further Thoughts on the South Thailanders

Do you know just how many South Thailanders there are? Millions, tens of millions. Maybe even hundreds of millions.

Oh so many! Are they all unique, or do they repeat at some point?

Did God make each and every one with his hands, painting each mole and scar upon their person, forming each of their fingers with his fingers out of their clay, or did he phone a few in?

Twenty Thousand South Thailanders

Of the South Thailanders, there is the aforementioned cat breeder. When he is not engaged in his contemptuous commerce with the dog breeder, which, as previously explained, threatens to destroy the very boundary between the two species, he is engaged in a mad quest to selectively breed larger and larger domestic felines. To what end you may ask? Well, he wonders to himself, at every waking and unwaking moment,

“What if a cat were as big as a tiger?”

Ten Thousand South Thailanders

Consider ten thousand South Thailanders. One deals in dogs, another cats. Between the two exists the most horrific exchange, a constantly flowing market of horrific mongrels. The driving force of this exchange isn’t some seeking of profit, but solely the morbid curiosity to see what will come of the next generation to be bred. At what point do the cat and dog hybridize? The genus felis combines with the canis. What would it be called? What would it wish to be called?