Bloons Tower Defense and Other Things

U ever play Bloons Tower Defense? BTD if ur in the know. That game is peak, straight up bonkers. Check it, its like there are these monkeys, and they have darts, and there are balloons. The balloons are like evil, and so the monkeys throw their darts to pop the balloons b4 they get away.

Why do they have to pop the balloons? Idk there might be some lore about how the balloons did some effed up shiz or smth, look it up on youtube theres prob some 8 hour video essay made by a mildly autistic white teenager on the subject. I mean, what could the bloons (industry term for balloons) have done to make the monkeys so mad? They’re not sentient, they can’t really do anything. It may just be the innate nature of the monkeys and the bloons. It might just be like a bull and a matador’s cloak.

And why darts? Well, I just think that primates have a propensity for the category of a sharpened stick. Take the monkey with the dart (dart monkey) and scale up the concept. Orangutan with a spear. That’s real, look I’ve got a picture of it on my phone. A man with a lance. A group of men in a phalanx. It may just be the most efficient way technology allows for bloon poppage at scale.

And why monkeys? That’s self explanatory, monkeys are Bad Ass! But why are they stationary? and Why do the bloons move? That seems to be an inversion. Where are the bloons going? Towards a top-secret monkey facility? Or a monkey city?

Its all stupid bullshit anyway who even cares. Why did you read this.

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At this moment a monumental weight is upon our shoulders. A yoke made heavy by the culmination of generations of wrong choices. We are doomed by history to suffer, on a whole moreso than the generation before us, and thankfully less than the one to follow. Sure, there is variation between each of us based on our means (not necessarily material), but it cannot be denied the accumulation of thousands of years of bad decisions.

Thaz why I beez a G 2 Da Hart. A Hustla, A Reel One, True 2 Da Game.

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cover yourself in egg yolk and lie down in the fetal position in a wet sauna. the womb-like environment will cause stem cell activation and regeneration, fountain of youth.

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Dream February 25th, 2026

i was in jordan and i somehow walked all the way from our home in jerash to amman without difficulty. i was exploring and then found a street that was all pizza shops, all stocked with like 50 year old italian men. there was a cook with black hair and an apron tossing pizza dough, and inside at the chairs were just old italian men in leather jackets, like they came from a mob movie. i thought that it would be cool to hang out with them, but didn’t approach because i assumed they wouldn’t like to hang out with me. i had gotten a pizza and was eating it, i got to the crust when someone came up to me and asked whether or not i was fasting. he looked like the guy who approached me at the masjid yesterday saying i looked lost and confused. i was stumbling over my words, saying i do fast, i fasted yesterday, and while i stumbled he stared at me blankly, and i was just wishing he would understand what i mean and leave me alone. finally i admitted that i was not fasting then due to a medical issue, and he nodded and left. my mom told me to go home and was confused how i got so far away, so i started walking down a main road going north-northeast, which had a very iranian name (something like shahrazade), which i remember thinking was interesting while in the dream.